This is kind of a step away from my most recent posts. It’s not actually a tutorial on how to win at Scrabble (sorry), however, it is something that is of great interest to me. Put simply; words. Words that you didn’t know existed.
I’ve always loved reading. One thing that I was always good at. I remember the smug pride when I moved onto Key Stage 5 books in primary school (shout out to Biff, Chip, Floppy, Kipper, Wilf, Wilma, Mum and Dad). My Mum has always read, and my Dad has always encouraged it, so I grew up with Rohal Dhal, Dick King Smith, R.L Stein, C.S Lewis, Tolkin, Peter V Brett, Patrick Rothfuss and my absolute hero JK Rowling.
Despite in the past having read up to 6 or 7 books per annum, within the last few years my reading pattern has dwindled. This is partly down to not having too much on my mind and/or lack of concentration. Mostly I blame technology *shakes fist*. Sometimes I could spend an hour on Pinterest or YouTube rather than reading, but once I start a book, I’m always reminded how (for me) it is the ultimate escape.
Reading is the only time I’ll ever look up the meaning of a word. If I see something in a book that I don’t know the definition of, I’ll look it up. I really enjoy the feeling of knowing stuff, so in this blog, I’ve found some cool words that you might like to whip out in conversation in order to confuse everyone around you.
Philtrum – This is the little groove below your nose and above your upper lip. How to use in conversation; “I stroke my philtrum when I’m thinking.”
Ferrule – The metal part on the bottom of a pencil. How to use; “My flipping ferrule flew off my pencil”
Mondegreen – A misheard lyric. Eg, in Taylor Swift’s song ‘Blank Space’ I always thought the lyrics were “Got a list of Starbucks lovers” when it’s actually “Got a long list of ex-lovers”. What a fucking mondegreen.
Tittle – This is the dot over an I or a J. How cool is that?!
Bibble – Nothing to do with punctuation, it’s actually the noise you make when you’re a noisy eater.
Misophonia – The fear of specific noises. Like cutting cardboard or eating Wotsits.
Trypophobia – The fear of irregular sized holes. Google Image Search. I might have this.
Zarf – This is the cardboard sleeve which protects your hand from searing hot take-away coffee. How to use “If I can’t have a zarf can I at least have another cup?”
Frisson – The sudden feeling of excitement. I used to always get this feeling before I went out. It’s kinda like shivers, but some people also refer to it as having some one walk over their grave. In future if you hear someone say this you can respond “No you dumb shit that was a frisson, duh.”
Glabella – The space between your eyebrows, just above your nose. In a sentence; “I have a splitting pain behind my glabella” HAHA! No will know what you’re on about!
Dysania – I was shocked that this word isn’t used more often. Dysania is the feeling you get in the morning when you are physically and emotionally struggling to get out of bed.
Jentacular – This comes after dysania. It’s wanting breakfast as soon as you manage to get out of bed.
Wamble – Finally, this is the sound your stomach makes when it grumbles. “Give me food, the wambles are getting out of hand.” (Not sure if that’s correct use of the term)
Isn’t learning fun!?
To conclude, I just wanted to touch on what I’ve been harping on about in my previous bloggies – mindfulness and wellbeing. The reason I’ve started to read and learn a bit more is to aid my mental health. I can’t stress enough how important it is to take time to do something for yourself, even if it is just learning the meaning of a new word. A new word can start a conversation with a stranger, teach you something you may never have known and encourage you to go on and learn something else.
You have control over your kismet. (Look it up)